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Hi welcome to Reanimated.....who am i kidding no one is f**king reading this

i like ur moms balls

HI EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO

DRUMROLL

REANIMATED. ... IM BORED NOW

LOOK AT ME IM DANCING HE HE HE

this forum needs members

gets naked

seriously man we need like daryl and francis

NO F**K MEN.

GET ME NAKED WOMEN.

Jorge, that means you have to get naked.

OH WHOOOPS. MY BAD.

CHOKES A CAT, but actually a tiger

DIES

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL, RIGHT GUYS?

RULES 31 & 32, BITCHIZ.

(RULE 34 IS THE BEST RULE EVAR, THO.)

Urgh, again with the 4chan stuff.

No,
they're rules of the internet.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Rules_of_the_internet

[quote="The Rules of Teh Internet"]
1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. Anonymous is legion.
4. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget. Corollary - Anonymous knows what you did last summer
5. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
6. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
7. There are no real rules about posting.
8. There are no real rules about moderation either—enjoy your ban.
9. If you enjoy any rival sites—DON'T.
10. Pics or it didn't happen.
11. Lurk moar—it's never enough.
12. Nothing is sacred.
13. Do not argue with a troll—it means that they win.
14. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
15. There are NO girls on the internet.
16. A cat is fine too.
17. One cat leads to another.
18. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
19. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
20. It is a delicious trap. You must hit it.
21. /b/ sucks today.
22. Cock goes in here.
23. You will never have sex.
24. ????
25. PROFIT!
26. Tits are always relevant.
27. It needs moar Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
29. You cannot divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here—not even the sky.
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL, YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn of it can be found, it will be created.
36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
38. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car.
39. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
40. The pool is always closed.
41. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
42. Everything has been cracked and pirated.
43. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
44. The internet is not your personal army.
45. Rule 45 is a lie.
46. The cake is a lie.
47. If you post it, they will cum.
48. Rules 1 to 48 are absolute! [/quote]

That originated from the Chans.

It doesn't matter.
They still apply to the interwebs!

:D

Hai, Hai.

To each their own.

Oh, but don't mind rule #8.
really,
don't.

I didn't read them... I don't want to.

Why not?
the rules of the internet are thoroughly entertaining.